Megatron : WOOHOO!..I JUST KILLED OPTIMUS PRIME.. !
The Fallen : ..thats freaking awesome ...now we can continue our plans for...
Megatron : .hold on...I remember you saying something about how u could only be defeated by a prime .
The Fallen : uh....yeah...
Megatron : and I just killed a prime...
The Fallen : like I said...thats awesome ...now get back to what I ordered you to do .
Megatron : ..hold on.. so technically doesn't that make me more powerful than you. ?
The Fallen : uhhhhh..
Megatron : I'm outta here !
2 )Edward and Jacob storm into bella's room both apprently pissed off..
Edward throws bella's diary at her .
Edward : what the hell is this ??
Bella : thats my diary!..how dare you?!
Jacob: never mind that..read what you wrote. .
dear diary ,
3 ) zombie
4 ) the lochh ness monster
5 ) frankenstein
Bella : wait..i can explain...( starts crying )
Edward : screw you !
Jacob : save your depressed shit for the lochness monster
guy : heyy Bill Gates !...i need a favour ..
Bill Gates : sure..
guy : can you repair my Zune ?
Bill Gates : oh yea..not a problem .
guy : of wait..im sorry..i have an Ipod like the rest of the world ..hahaha loser..
Bill Gates...FML !
Batman : OMG !..the joker has Harvey Dent and Rachel in two different buildings filled with explosives ..
Superman : so ?
Batman : the buildings are 20 blocks away ..i can never reach them both in time ..
Superman : hold on .( flies away and comes back a second latter with Harvey , Rachel and the Joker) .all done.
batman: ohh..thnx..i guess..
sperman : so..what powers do you have..are you like a bat ?
Batman : umm...yeah..kind of ..not exactly..
Superman: do you fly like a bat ?
Superman: ..so wait...u have nothing !..ha !
Batman: i strike fear into the hearts of the criminals of Gotham .
Superman : yea...thats deep ! ...
Batman : shut up !
Superman : so..even a tiny small bullet can kill you...man u suck !...oh im sorry..weren’t your parents killed by bullets ?
Batman : yea..
Superman : haha !..my parents were killed by exploding planets. beat that !
5 ) Pinocchio : my nose is going to grow long . !
and the universe exploded . !