1) The comeback that makes no sense but insults the crap out of you: The guy with the comeback has nothing substantial to say that is related to the argument and instead insults the crap out of the other guy. This normally works as people are retarded enough to believe that an argument is won just by letting lose barrage of profanities.
Guy 1: dude, Manchester United played like shit yesterday. Their defense tactics were seriously messed up.
Guy 2 (die hard Manchester united fan whose world starts and ends with MAN U .) : U BLODDY PRICK , GOOD FOR NOTHING SHITBAG , I’M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE TO PULP SO BAD THAT EVEN YOUR MOMMA IS NOT GONNA RECOGNIZE YOU! MOFO !
Guy 3(random onlooker): guy1 got owned so bad!
2) The comeback which is nothing but what you just said.:
Guy 1: dude! You are such a bas***d
Guy2 : YEAH ! ,you know what. You..you…YOU are the bas***d. HA!
3) The comeback that makes use of your past embarrassing moments: Again, the guy has nothing to say and to divert attention brings back to light past moments that most people probably forgot.
Guy1: dude! Do u have shit for brains? What kind of an ass are you to think that the earth is flat?
Guy 2: hey, remember in second grade when you crapped your pants in front of the whole class.
Surrounding people: HAHAHA!
This comeback effectively diverts people’s attention from the fact that Guy 1 is highly stupid.
4) The Punch In The Face/Kick In The Balls: Consider yourself dumb if you need an explanation/example for this.
5) The comeback that tries to use logic:
Guy1: dude, Justin Bieber is gay and you’re gay for liking him.
Guy2: Shut Up!! Justin is awesome!
Guy1: you should probably marry him and live happily ever after then.
Guy2: wait , you first called me and Justin gay and now you are telling me to get married to him. Don’t you know that gay marriage is illegal! DUH! Ha! Get your facts right next time.
Guy1 uses comeback no.4
Note: comeback no.4 and no.5 go well together.
6) The ‘YOUR MOM’ comeback: This comeback is supreme and rules over all other comebacks. The insult and shame that follows the person on whom this comeback is used is so great that he should probably never open his mouth again and just die in disgrace. Even if the guy appears to be losing an argument, by using this comeback he wins any argument however deeply buried in shit he might have been.
Guy1: dude, what are you doing tonight other than watching your stupid team MAN.U. lose?
Guy2 : I’m doing YOUR MOM
Guy1: You want to know who is more gay than you ?
Guy2: YOUR MOM!
Guy2: you’re such a nerd that no girl would ever sleep with you.
Guy1: last night, YOUR MOM thought so otherwise.