Awkward Moments they Don't Show on Movies or TV.......

1 )

Megatron : WOOHOO!..I JUST KILLED OPTIMUS PRIME..  !

The Fallen : ..thats freaking awesome ...now we can continue our plans for...

Megatron : .hold on...I remember you saying something about how u could only be defeated by a prime .

The Fallen : uh....yeah...

Megatron :  and I just killed a prime...

The Fallen  : like I said...thats awesome ...now get back to what I ordered you to do .

Megatron : ..hold on.. so technically doesn't that make me more powerful than you. ?

The Fallen : uhhhhh..

Megatron : I'm outta here !

2 )Edward and Jacob storm into bella's room both apprently pissed off..

Edward throws bella's diary at her .

Edward : what the hell is this ??

Bella : thats my diary!..how dare you?!

Jacob: never mind that..read what you wrote. .

dear diary ,

checklist :

1) vampire                         

2) werewolf                          

3 ) zombie

4 ) the lochh ness monster

5 ) frankenstein

Bella : wait..i can explain...( starts crying )

Edward : screw you !

Jacob : save your depressed shit for the lochness monster

3 )

guy : heyy Bill Gates !...i need a favour ..

Bill Gates : sure..

guy : can you repair my Zune ?

Bill Gates : oh yea..not a problem .

guy : of wait..im sorry..i have an Ipod like the rest of the world ..hahaha loser..

Bill Gates...FML !

4 )

Batman : OMG !..the joker has Harvey Dent and Rachel in two different buildings filled with explosives ..

Superman : so ?

Batman : the buildings are 20 blocks away ..i can never reach them both in time ..

Superman : hold on .( flies away and comes back a second latter with Harvey , Rachel and the Joker) .all done.

batman: ohh..thnx..i guess..

sperman : so..what powers do you have..are you like a bat ?

Batman : umm...yeah..kind of ..not exactly..

Superman: do you fly like a bat ?

Batman: uh....

Superman: ..so wait...u have nothing !..ha !

Batman: i strike fear into the hearts  of the criminals of Gotham .

Superman : yea...thats deep ! ...

Batman : shut up !

Superman : so..even a tiny small bullet can kill you...man u suck  !...oh im sorry..weren’t your parents killed by bullets ?

Batman : yea..

Superman :  haha  !..my parents were killed by exploding planets. beat that !

5 ) Pinocchio : my nose is going to grow long . !

and the universe exploded . ! 


Aditya Rao